Fed up with criticism of her historical novels, Philippa Gregory decides to do a musical about Anne Boleyn using only music by ABBA. So sit back and enjoy the following musical, as envigaged by Philippa Gregory, who proudly presents:

ANNE BOLEYN THE MUSICAL; WITH MUSIC BY ABBA.

SCENE                                                                                       MUSIC

Ferdinand wants Catherine to entice Henry into war with France – Fernando

Mary is Henry's mistress – Does your Mother Know

Mary lusts after Henry – Gimme, Gimme, Gimme a man after midnight

Anne arrives  from France – Voulez Vous

Anne is presented at court – Arrival

Henry notices Anne – Angel eyes

Henry likes what he sees – Love light

Anne has a ball – Dance (while the music still goes on)

Anne plans to get Henry – The name of the game

Anne encourages Henry – Take a chance on me

Anne has ambitions to be Queen – I have a dream

Henry wants a divorce – Mamma mia

Henry flees the plague – Summer night city

Catherine realises she is losing Henry – Chiquitita

Catherine reflects on life before Anne – The day before you came

Catherine leaves court – I wonder (departure)

Henry dispenses with Catherine – So long

Henry gives Anne a special gift – Ring ring

Anne and Henry marry – I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do

Anne has a celebration – Dancing Queen

Henry's life with Anne is sweet – Honey honey

They argue – Knowing me, Knowing you

Anne sees problems – SOS

The Maid of Kent predicts it will not end well – Cassandra

Cromwell profits from the dissolution of the monasteries – Money. Money, Money

Jane wants to replace Anne – Lay all your love on me

Anne is accused of incest – The way old friends do

Anne defends herself – Under attack

Anne is in the spotlight – Super Trouper

Anne says goodbye to Elizabeth – Our last summer

Mark Smeaton is tortured and executed – Thank you for the music

The day of Anne's execution – When all is said and done

Anne's speech – One of us

Anne is executed – Head over heels

Jane marries Henry – The winner takes it all

Anne's story will endure – On and on and on

Finale – Waterloo

Don't laugh to much, it could happen with PG!

Enjoy.