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You might be a Tudorphile ,,if..
July 24, 2013
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Anyanka
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You dream of Tudor times..

My latest dream was..

Henry VIII wanted to marry me after Jane but as I’m a time traveller I prefered Thomas Cromwell.. so I spent several weeks trying to persuade Henry not to marry me while trying to stop Cromwell from the Cleves allience..

It's always bunnies.

July 24, 2013
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Whenever you see a number plate that states with AOC you think Anne Of Cleves.

And in the past 2 weeks, I have had the pleasure of sharing my knowledge of the Tudor world with people. Firstly, explaining the whole Queen Jane saga to my Dad, Who listened to me intently for 15 minutes and was impressed. And then something with the royal baby caused me to discuss the family tree of the Royals with work colleagues and how the Queen is only on the thrown cause the original Elizabeth didn’t have kids LOL

July 24, 2013
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A couple of days ago I was talking about making a tuna pasta bake and accidentally called it a tudor pasta bake.

January 23, 2014
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I woke D’Hoffryn by shouting Anne wasn’t burnt at the stake you stupid author.

I dreamt I was reading a book about Anne in which the last 3 pages were a graphic account of her being burnt….including the phrase

The flames sped up her Crystal Gayle length hair, crowning her in a bizarre reprise of her coronating 3 years ago>

If that is the level of prose I can conjour up in my dreams, I am never going to be an author in real life. I’ve read better fanfic.

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January 23, 2014
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Anyanka,
Laugh

January 24, 2014
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You assume everyone should know which Harry Percy you are talking about…

January 24, 2014
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You know you’re a Tudorphile if the conversation starts with, ‘George Boleyn was that scummy wife abuser wasn’t he?’, and ends with charges for criminal assault.

January 25, 2014
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Louise said

You know you’re a Tudorphile if the conversation starts with, ‘George Boleyn was that scummy wife abuser wasn’t he?’, and ends with charges for criminal assault.

Why would you get attacked for telling the truth???

-ooh! right….ruined some-one’s She-who-must-not-be-named fantasies…

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January 26, 2014
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When you agree with Louise that criminal assault is perfectly acceptable when defending George Boleyn.

January 26, 2014
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Agreed Olga. Definetly a crack around the face with H8’s cod piece is the only punishment good enough for anyone who belittles and insults G.B.

Semper Fidelis, quod sum quod

January 30, 2014
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Boleyn said

Agreed Olga. Definetly a crack around the face with H8’s cod piece is the only punishment good enough for anyone who belittles and insults G.B.

Perhaps it would be more productive to check whomever insults George into primary education, once again, or perhaps even psychotherapy? Evidently, if someone can accuse George of wife-beating/rape/sodomy (and ESPECIALLY if they otherwise claim to have an interest in the Tudor period/history, in general) without checking to see if evidence supports that accusation (which they would ultimately find impossible), then they are clearly a highly unintelligent individual. Beating them with Henners’ codpiece would feel better, however!

No Other Will But Hers

January 31, 2014
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When someone actually knows which Harry Percy you are talking about and you get emotional.

April 27, 2014
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you consider deleting your Amazon profile when it offers you The Other Boleyn Girl book and DVD as an Ideal Mother’s Day present…

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April 30, 2014
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Amazon may have redeemed itself..It offered me a book about some milksop called George who climbs to power on his sisters’ skirttails and throws it all away by having lots of gratuitous sex with anything that walks and wife-beating.. It’s written by 2 women Claire some-one and something Cherry..

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April 30, 2014
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Anyanka said

Amazon may have redeemed itself..It offered me a book about some milksop called George who climbs to power on his sisters’ skirttails and throws it all away by having lots of gratuitous sex with anything that walks and wife-beating.. It’s written by 2 women Claire some-one and something Cherry..

Laugh
The Claire someone is OK but the something Cherry is dreadful!

May 5, 2014
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When one of your online friends talks about hugging Thomas Cromwell at a Ren Faire, you are not embarrased that your family might see the post.

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July 31, 2014
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is linked to this book deatils makes you lagugh

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November 16, 2015
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You fan-girl squeee in a dream that you met Claire Ridgeway and Alison Weir at a science fair…And they recognise me..

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April 22, 2017
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You keep seeing ads with Tudor roses everywhere and eventually you realise it’s for the upcoming Handmaid’s Tale and it’s showing a kneeling Handmaid…

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May 9, 2017
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you type A in the search bar and the Anne Boleyn Files is the first suggestion,

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